Friday, February 09, 2007

open season answers part 1

Some of the easier questions I already answered in the comment section of the last post. Now on to a few of the longer ones.

Woo woo asked:I want to know the most dangerous thing you've ever done.

Well I DID once ask Chick, Fringes, and Mist something along the lines of "are you going to drink that?" What happened next, I am not really sure but apropos of nothing whatsoever, Joe Montanna had to retire after 3 concussions I think.

Seriously though,
Interesting question. Believe it or not I have never so much as sampled any sort of drug, but in my younger days I was quite an adrenaline junky. Especially while spending four years in the Army. I have been white water rafting,Rappeling, hang gliding, rock climbing, and sky diving. Far and away the most dangerous, and admittedly stupid thing I have ever done is 'train chicken.' The way that worked was two people kneel on each side of the train tracks and lay their heads on the track facing away from the oncoming train. The last to move was the so called winner. Fortunately, I came to my senses quickly enough to lose by a mile and never do it again. Quite a bit of time later, one of my good friends died playing this 'so called game.' Not trying harder to be sure this game stopped is something I will live with for the rest of my life and deservedly so.

Ariel writes: "Let's see: You wake up on an island. In front of you stand two beautiful women smiling. They lick their lips and you want to run and grab them. Suddenly you realize you're looking up because you're buried to your neck in sand. Also, you start wondering if the women think you're irresistable or if that's hunger you see in their eyes? How do you handle the situation?

First off, Ariel welcome to the blog and thanks for the question. I think I may need more information. Does this have anything to do with my 'pass the chips' post? Have they read it? Oddly enough the first thought that came to my mind when reading this is 'hmmmm buried in sand, is it possible to get a woody while buried in sand?" Sounds like something George Costanza would ask.

Presuming they have NOT read that post, As I see it I have at least two things going for me in this situation. On the one hand I am allegedly a writer so I have an imagination. In addition, I am a male soooooooo when it comes to all things penile,,,,,,I have an imagination.

That said it is simple. I would think of getting a woody, digging my way out, thereby impressing the girls enough to forget about their hunger and live happily ever after. In reality, since I am probably buried in MORE than 2.3 inches of sand, I would mistake their hungry looks as interest and probably die with a confused look on my face after seeing my famous 'hey baby whats your sign' pickup line not work........Again!.......I don't get it I just don't get it. Women!

Guess that is about all for tonight. I will try to get to the others later



heather said...

skip using your hands and dig out with the woody, that should keep you alive for a few hours more ;-x

Celebrate Woo-Woo said...

That's a lot of danger in your response. Thanks for answering.

mist1 said...

I don't think it's called a woody. I think it's called a sandy.

And yes, yes I am going to drink this. Back off.

Ariel said...

In my mind the 'woody' works like a jackhammer and you 'jack' your way outta the sand.

Slap happy at 10 on a Friday. Woohooo!

SWF41 said...

Train chicken???

We're related, aren't we?

James Burnett said...

My friend, if you can dig out of a hole with a woody, you are in the wrong business. I know a "filmmaker" that you probably want to meet.

briliantdonkey said...

Heather: just trying to buy some time is all buy some time.

Woo-woo: Your welcome thanks for asking. BTW, that name can't help but make me think of children telling on each other,,,,,ie; "you said the 'd' word ahhhhwoooowooooo imma tellin!"

Mist: I think in this scenario it would be called chafing, ouch!

Ariel: 'woody, jack, and slap all in a mere two sentences,,,,whats on your mind today?

SWF:"were related aren't we?" Be careful I have been in biffy a lot lately,,,,that is considered an official pick up line.

JB: good point. pun most definitely intended


heather said...

james, that's exactly why he'd stay alive a little longer. if the girls see him do that you can bet they're gonna want to see what else 'woody' can do ;-) lol