Saturday, April 07, 2007

Beached whales

48 hours....

No, Eddie Murphy and Nick nolte haven't teamed up to make another movie though I wouldn't mind if they did. Perhaps it could start with Nick trying to splain that whole mugshot of his. 48 hours. That is the amount of time I have before I have to go back to work.

And I am loving it.

Better yet I don't really have all that much planned. I don't even have fantasy baseball draft preparation to tie me down like it has for the last 3 weeks. I take that too seriously you say? My shrink shrinks would tend to agree with you. The almost free HDTV my competitors so graciously chipped in to buy me says otherwise. Note to Mr. Irs: fantasy baseball, football, and sports of any kind is only a game. As such it is participated in for entertainment purposes only.

Anyways, one of the things I DO know I will be doing is finally catching up on making the blog rounds and hopefully even getting a blog post or two of my own up. For those I have not visited I hope you enjoyed the vacation and the peace and quiet but it is about to end. I knew it was bad , but to be dubbed 'that fucker who hasn't commented in ages' was a bit of a wake up call. A wake up call with a 'ring to it' but a wake up call none the less. I wonder if they will let me legally change my name to that?

I think I may go to the beach tomorrow.

Feel free to copy and paste this post.

Feel free to save it.

I am going to the beach tomorrow.

In a few months I have NO doubt hurricane 'Karma kicking BD in the balls for bragging" will come along. When that happens all you driveway shoveling folks out there have my permission to send this post back to me with a laugh.

But until then, I am going to the beach tomorrow and for now feel free to stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it as my Grandmother used to say.



mist1 said...

I am opposed to bleaching whales.

bice said...

Karma's a bitch. Especially the instant kind.

Kudos to Dave for the new moniker. Quite fitting. :)

heather said...

i hope a grain of sand lodges in your groin and cause much pain in the coming weeks!!!!

heather said...

ok, that was harsh. i'm sorry. kinda. i am once again shoveling snow. after being snow free for two whole weeks it's back. and i'm ~not~ happy. even if i all melts the backyard is gonna be a slushy mess on friday so my plans for an outdoor bar-b-que party have been shot down. :-(

Esmerelda said...

I'm with heather.

I had to sleep outside. In the snow. It was cold.

Sebastien said...

The beach... how nice, I would love to go to the beach, but as you say, karma is pretty crazy, so please, watch out for sharks.

Liz said...

You get your trash talking from your Grandmother? Awesome. All I got from mine is big boobs and brittle bones. I'm so jealous.

heather said...

beach going bum or not i hope you had a great easter. maybe even got to play with a bunny or two. ;-)

fringes said...

After weeks (months) of your hating on me for my HDTV, you get one and don't come tell me about it? I know sports fans and you, sir, are no sports fan. We scream HDTV until our lungs bleed the moment the machine enters our homes.

briliantdonkey said...

To mist: I said BEAAACHING whales BEACHING!

To the mexican community:No the wales are not upset, no they are not fussing, BEACHING! Oh never mind!

BICE: TIS a bitch indeed.Fitting huh? what exactly are you implying?

Heather: Harsh? no not harsh at all. Sandpaper to the pen*s is just fun and games I am sure.

EsMerelda: Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and some frostbite to prove it.

Sebastion:No worries I am bringing a really big Kayak.(You won't get that unless youve listened to Bice and Heathers show but trust me it is funny.

Liz: I love that I got the trash talking from her. However, big boobs? We may be able to work a trade.

Fringes:LOL, you DO know sports fans. Actually I haven't GOTTEN it yet. AS a sports fan and a Redsox fan I haven't bragged about it yet because I don't want to jinx it. Still shopping around, plus moving soon most likely and want to wait till I get that headache out of the way. For some reason the visions of it tumbling down the stairs as I watch in horror won't leave my head. I will definitely have it by opening day of football season though.


Wavemancali said...

I hate it when they take the 'that fucker who hasn't commented in ages' type of comment to heart :)

In my defense, it was really funny :)

Ariel said...

I spent the entire weekend in a drunk haze. Actually maybe it was starting wednesday since that was my last blog entry. hrrmmm..

Roadchick said...

Roadchick's grandma never shared the pipe. She tended to bogart. You were lucky.

Jeff said...

Have fun at the beach, BD. I've missed seeing you at The Write Thing, and I was hoping you weren't mad at me or something. :)

Chris said...

Was your grandmother advocating underaged tobacco usage or smokin' the gangha?

Ha ha!

Enjoy your time at the beach!!!! Feet in the sand, head in the clouds.

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