Sunday, June 18, 2006

Joke to share

I have no real post ready to submit today so i am just going to post a joke instead. I wish i could take credit for it but i got it from someone over at I wont post their name because i am not sure they would be comfortable with that, but if you like it give them the credit, If not give me the blame.This is my favorite site for anything involving cooking and i learned 90% of what i know about it there.
anyways here goes......

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, wereabout 200 women walking single file.The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said,

"I am so sorry for your loss", I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this."Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"The woman replied,

"My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the twowomen.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

Hope you enjoy. Happy fathers day to all the dads out there, including S.E.D who was as close to a father as i ever had.


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