Wednesday, December 26, 2007

happy

Happy D.A.C. everyone!

The real holiday is finally here.

Call me a scrooge if you must, perhaps it is true.

Accuse me of not being in 'the spirit' if you like, we shall agree to disagree.

Now life can go back to normal for a year at least.

No more waiting in line for 15 minutes every time I run into the store.

No more thinking, 'Man I can't afford to get them something' moments

No more, "I give up i have no idea what to get them" moments.

No more ' damn they got me something' moments.

No more ' Thats who I forgot!" V8 moments

No more, "Aw man I got them something and they didn't get me anything, I hope they dont feel bad cause they reallllllly shouldn't" moments.

No more, "Don't I feel like an ass for not getting them anything' moments.

No more songs about reindeer and how shiny and red their nose is.

No more songs about poor defenseless grand mothers getting run over by reindeer(who were probably too busy looking at their nose and wondering what the big deal is.

I don't know who the hell Jack frost is, but if he ever comes nipping at my nose there may be a problem.

What is it about christmas and noses anyways?


Yes my friends, the reall holiday is here. The day after christmas.

Hope everyone has a great one!

All joking aside, I hope everyone had a merry and safe christmas and a super happy new years.


BD

11 comments:

alyndabear said...

Happy DAC, BD. :P

Wavemancali said...

Happy return to the land of the blogging, we've missed you.

Susan said...

Ah BD, how you amuse me. I know exactly what you mean. It's also that "I no longer have to dodge mistletoe" time.

heather said...

and merry christmas to us!

brilliant, bd, brilliant. make us wait for a month to post and then manage to make it feel like a gift when you finnnnnalllly do post.

you're a dealer in real life aren't you?

heather said...

yes, i used 2 l's. and yes, it was ~almost~ worth the wait.

just don't wait another month to post again.

please.

Chris said...

I hate those awkward gift giving moments that you mentioned...it's like that awkward pause after you tell someone "I love you" and they are quiet then say, "I think you're really nice, too" LOL

Tink said...

I'll toast to that. I'm so sick of the holidays. I'd give my pinkie toe to spend a weekend laying around in PJs.

dmarks said...

"Jack Frost roasting on an open fire.... Chestnuts nipping at your nose..."

Suz said...

BD! My puter died so I was offline for over a month. Oh, the horror! But I see I didn't miss much here...nor did you miss much on my blog. :s

It's still good to be back. Thanks for making a stop at my blog while I was away. :) I think I have permanent writer's block....[sigh]

heather said...

cheeks says hi! :-)

Roadchick said...

So . . . are you ever going to write anything again???

;-)