Thursday, October 18, 2007

Funny of the day

Or considering my posting rate as of late perhaps "funny of the month" would be better. Anywhooooo, found this on one of the sites I visit.

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story,of a couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to go on in and shop while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection,she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the car. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public one's. Unable to stand the embarrassment,she stepped forward quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into place.On regaining to her feet, she looked up and found her husband staring at her. The mechanic however had to have three stitches in his forehead. So this story means always wear underwear or something like this could happen to you.


Damnit, mom was right again! Always wear clean underwear.

Unless you are a mechanic I guess, then wear a helmet.

BD

6 comments:

alyndabear said...

Ha, love that one.

I think you should NaBloPoMo it, to get back into the swing of blog posting.

heather said...

this one had me in tears! how freakin funny!

and to think i was only stopping by to chastise you for not posting more often ;-)

Roadchick said...

Heh.

That might explain why Redneck became a mechanic . . .

Tera said...

Tee hee hee!

Chris said...

The lesson is.....always tip your mechanic:)

Miss Trashahassee said...

Trashilicious!